I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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