Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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