fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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