Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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