i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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