Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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