at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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