i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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