SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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