Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
