I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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