In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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