Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
farters have to be the big spoon...
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
