You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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