**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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