i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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