Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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