I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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