She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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