ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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