Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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