ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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