Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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