i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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