Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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