I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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