Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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