yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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