Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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