I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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