Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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