Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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