Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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