Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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