so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just blew my weed a kiss
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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