I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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