what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Green mimosas i think yes
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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