He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It was confusing and full of hummus
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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