when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
