Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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