Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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