No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Randomize
