The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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