he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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