ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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