Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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