Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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