If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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