question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Randomize
