I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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