problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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