She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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