he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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